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  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

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michaelsbutt:

me about calum

I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message

-(via nope)

(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter, via radnature)


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drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension


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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like