my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
-F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via quotes-shape-us)
What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
I bough condoms with chan and then we went to his house. But we ain’t even frick frackin.