androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun


twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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postmodernisms:

Protect me from what I want


tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

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